After rejecting being taught how to tell time after getting a watch: “I don’t need to know how to tell time with a watch!” (12/11)
The Bean: Can you get me the cereal?
DGB: Who am I, your butler?
The Bean: (pointing) Hey everybody, this old man said booty! (1/12)
At a hockey game: "Why do they say 'go Kings go? They don't move." (1/12)
The Bean: This watch makes me look fancy.
DGB: Oh, you want to look fancy?
The Bean: Duh, I'm a boy! (1/12)
“School is so worky!” (10/11)
“I keep thinking, why am I me? It’s hard to explain. Why am I me? I don’t even remember being in mommy’s tummy.” (11/11)
WonderWife™: Why weren’t you wearing underwear?
The Bean: Because it was Wednesday. (11/11)
"I smell stinky chocolate, or is it my feet?" (12/11)
The Bean: "I expected Disney World to look more like Mexico."* (12/11)
The Bean: Those things are in a force shield
WonderWife™: A force field.
The Bean: No, a force shield! (1/12)
The Bean: Aki. Aki ya.
DGB: What are you doing?
The Bean: Speaking Spanish.
DGB: That's not Spanish.
The Bean: I know!! (4/12)
*He's never been close to Mexico.
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