Friday, December 16, 2011

The Wit and Wisdom of Sprout: Volume 3

Sprout doesn't talk nearly as much as her brother (who pretty much doesn't stop yapping unless he's sleeping or watching Phineas & Ferb), but that doesn't mean she lacks wisdom. Check out these nuggets of goodness:

Sprout: "You made my sauce touch my chicken."
WonderWife™: " Mommy’s not perfect."
Sprout: "Ashley’s mom is." (8/11)

"I’m washing the car soapilly!" (9/11)

Sprout to WonderWife™: "Why can’t you read me a story?"
WW™: "Because I’m going to lay on the couch and do nothing while Daddy reads you a story."
Sprout (bursting into tears): "I want to do nothing too!" (9/11)

The Bean: "This rice tastes like poo."
Sprout: "Winnie the Pooh or just poo?" (11/11)

"Can you help me find Black Bear? He’s black and he’s a bear, Mom!" (11/11)

“Tonight I’m going to sleep with my eyes closed.” (11/11)

“Is smiling laughing without making any sound?” (12/11)

(Holding hand up to her granny's): "Granny, your hand is as old as Bean is." [5] (12/11)

Past Wisdom
Volume 1
Volume 2


Dad's off the Couch said...

Just glad my dad didn't keep an archive of my bon mots; it would be a very small collection indeed.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Yeah, my kids are going to love me when they grow up.

James (SeattleDad) said...

These are awesome. "I want to do nothing too!"

We need to record more of Lukas' too.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

James...WonderWife™ and I are constantly scribbling things down.