Just because the Bean is getting older doesn't mean he's going to stop dropping knowledge on us like Zeus drops lightening...
After getting very angry: "[At my birthday party] I’m going to give you a goody bag with boring stuff. It’s going to have rice. It’s going to have a knife. A pie in the face. A pie in the ear and muddy water that will go on your wiener. Can I say wiener?" (4/11)
"How big is ‘yea’ big anyway?" (4/11)
"I have a penis and my penis wiggles." (4/11)
Me: "How many hours in a day?"
The Bean: "What season are we talking about?" (6/11)
"You’re not winning you know, you’re just in first place." (7/11)
"This hole where my tooth used to be is like a door into my mouth." (7/11)
"If you have an anchor tattoo, that means you’re really strong." (8/11)
Upon getting a bag of Skittles: "I got some S&M’s!!" (9/11)
Valentine's Day Edition