Monday, October 10, 2011

The Wit and Wisdom of the Bean: Volume 7

Just because the Bean is getting older doesn't mean he's going to stop dropping knowledge on us like Zeus drops lightening...

After getting very angry: "[At my birthday party] I’m going to give you a goody bag with boring stuff. It’s going to have rice. It’s going to have a knife. A pie in the face. A pie in the ear and muddy water that will go on your wiener. Can I say wiener?" (4/11)

"How big is ‘yea’ big anyway?"  (4/11)

"I have a penis and my penis wiggles." (4/11)

Me: "How many hours in a day?"
The Bean: "What season are we talking about?" (6/11)

"You’re not winning you know, you’re just in first place."  (7/11)

"This hole where my tooth used to be is like a door into my mouth." (7/11)

"If you have an anchor tattoo, that means you’re really strong." (8/11)

Upon getting a bag of Skittles: "I got some S&M’s!!" (9/11)

Past Wisdom:
Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 4
Volume 5
Volume 6
Holiday Edition
Valentine's Day Edition


OneZenMom said...

There are fantastic, as usual! I LOVE the "what season are we talking about"! Such a bright kid! :)

Your escalator operator said...

When it comes to great quotes, Bean never disappoints.

Captain Dumbass said...

Muddy water on your weiner? He must have been really mad.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Zen...Yeah, that one's kind of a thinker.

YEO...I don't know where he comes up with this stuff.

Cap'n...Thankfully he didn't follow through with his threat.

James (SeattleDad) said...

Ah, the ol 'muddy water on the weiner' trick. He's advanced much faster than we had realized.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

James...Classics are classics for a reason.

Vancetastic said...

My penis also wiggles.

(Oh my God, my word verification is "Mulva." Someone has a sense of humor, somewhere.)