Monday, July 25, 2011

The Wit and Wisdom of Sprout: Volume 2

There's more to my little girl than her steadfast refusal to allow me to read to her at night. She actually has a lot of wisdom. Here's some of it:

"Dad, I can speak cat!" (4/11)

WonderWife™: "What's wrong?"
Sprout:  "My bone hurts."
WW™: "Which one?"
Sprout: "The left one." (4/11)

Me: (putting Sprout down):  "Go, run be free."
Sprout:  "No, I’m going to be four." (5/11)

Me: "How do you fit all of that food in you?"
Sprout:  "I have five pipes!" (5/11)

"I have bare feet because bears don't wear anything on their feet." (5/11)

"Did you just fart? Because farts are funny." (5/11)

"Grownups say a lot of things." (6/11)

Previous Sprout Wisdom:
Volume 1


SFD said...

"No, I’m going to be four."

That made me laugh out loud.

Your escalator operator said...

I can see that your W&W of the Bean entries are going to have some stiff competition! Funny stuff.

James (SeattleDad) said...

I laughed out loud at the 4 one too. Great stuff.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

SFD...Yeah it was hilarious.

YEO...She's got a lot to live up to, but I think she'll get to where the Bean was.

James...You have to imagine it said with utmost sincerity.

OneZenMom said...

So adorable! :D

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Zen...You talking about me? Thanks!!!

Mad Dadz said...

True story. While watching Shark Week, my 8-yr-old daughter said "Daddy, did you see that swimmer disappear? She was gone faster than your wallet when mommy shops."

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Mad...It's comments like that which send a chill up the spine thinking about Sprout when she's older.