Monday, April 11, 2011

The Wit and Wisdom of the Bean: Volume 6

In what's become one of my favorite regular features here (okay my only regular feature), I'm happy to present a fresh batch of awesomeness direct from the brain of the Bean:


Me: "How was school today?"
The Bean: "Chocolate!" (10/10)

"My yo yo broke but that's ok. My brain gave me options and now I have two toys." (10/10)

Sprout: "Daddy is the best cooker."
The Bean: "But he’s not the best looker." (1/11)

"Real animals are not made of this stuff. Real animals do not have tags on their backs and their eyes are not hard. Real animals have squishy eyes." (10/10)

"Ice cream is healthy when you’re in the desert, cause it’s hot. When you’re in the desert you need to eat something cold cause it’s hotter there than summer and you might throw up." (12/10)

"I know why your body gets smaller when it gets old. It knows you’re getting old and it knows you’re going to die soon, so it gets smaller to fit in the hole [in the ground]." (12/10)

"If you have pink lipstick on how do you know what is the lipstick and what is your lip?" (12/10)

"You can tell they’re Hot Wheels because of the fire on their sides." (1/11)

"Lifeguards can throw out life savers, but they can't throw out lightsabers." (1/11)

"A cliff is land but then that land breaks apart." (1/11)

"You can really string this cheese!" (2/11)

Upon being asked if he’s excited to learn to drive when he’s older: "I don’t want to drive, I just want lots and lots of money." (2/11)

"Boys don’t like pretty, they like fancy." (2/11)



Past Wisdom:
Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 4
Volume 5
Holiday Edition
Valentine's Day Edition

7 comments:

SciFi Dad said...

On the upside, apparently you're losing weight (so you can fit into a grave, but still) but on the other hand you're still ugly, apparently.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Nothing like a backhanded compliment from a 5 year old, huh SciFi?

WhisperingWriter said...

I like that chocolate was a response.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Whispering...I think that should be the new standard response for everything.

Jason said...

Sup Geek Boy,
Laughed out loud at these. Sounds like Bean is quite a character. I'll be back for more Bean fun. Great humor here. Keep 'em coming.

Jason
The Cheeky Daddy

FilmFather said...

I am officially goint to start saying "Chocolate" in place of "Awesome."

And if lifeguards could throw lightsabers, I'd pretend I was drowning every time I went to the beach.

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Daddy Geek Boy said...

Jason...This is why I need to keep a pen and paper handy at home at all times.

FilmFather...It only takes a few times before people stop looking at you like you're nuts when you do.