Wednesday, March 9, 2011

In the Cushions of My Couch 2

The following is what was discovered in my couch while cleaning it...again:

One giant paperclip
One toy thermometer
One bristle block
Two hair clips
Two toy quarters
41 cents
Eight plastic marbles
One glass marble
Six socks, all mismatched
Two washcloths, cleanliness undetermined
One Matchbox car
Two toy drill bits
Once piece of bacon, plastic
One cheddar bunny, stale
One spider, glow in the dark
Two pens
Two glowsticks, expired
One board book

We really need to clean more often.


Sundar said...

Did you notice the big potato sitting on the couch?

FilmFather said...

For a minute I thought that said "One glass eyeball." Now THAT woulda been a helluva find...

James (SeattleDad) said...

I was excited for you about the bacon, until you added that it was plastic.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Sundar...Nope. Only cause I am said potato.

FilmFather...I've been wondering where that is.

James...Perhaps the only bacon I would not eat.

Whit said...

Last time I cleaned beneath the cushions I got stabbed. That seems reason enough not to go back.

OneZenMom said...

Our seat cushions aren't so bad - mostly crumbs and the occasional small toy or random bit of paper or plastic (Yeah, I don't know how those get there, either.)

But UNDERNEATH the couch? Here Be Monsters, Dude.

Andrea said...

I love these posts. I remember the last one and being slightly horrified by what you discovered. I'm not sure what it says about me that I never find anything, not even money...hmmm.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Whit...And nobody can blame ya.

Zen...I've been afraid to look under the couch (see Whit's comment).

Andrea...It either means you need to use your couch more, you're way neater or you have a really good cleaning service.