The Bean isn't the only one who spouts wisdom on a regular basis. Now that Sprout has taken command of the English language, she's filled with nuggets of insight too:
Me: "How do you know that?"
Sprout: "Because I'm a Smarty McSmart!" (11/10)
"You don't need to get soap in my eyes because my eyes aren't dirty." (11/10)
Sprout (pointing to WonderWife's™ mouth): "What's that?"
WW™: "That's a piece of loose skin on my lip."
Sprout: "Oh. Can I eat it?" (12/10)
"Oopsie Donald Duck!" (instead of "oopsie daisy") (1/11)
"Don't cut me, I'm your sister!" (1/11)
"Dad, by accident the Bean yelled at me!" (1/11)