Monday, January 31, 2011

The Wit and Wisdom of Sprout: Volume 1

The Bean isn't the only one who spouts wisdom on a regular basis.  Now that Sprout has taken command of the English language, she's filled with nuggets of insight too:

Me:  "How do you know that?"
Sprout:  "Because I'm a Smarty McSmart!" (11/10)

"You don't need to get soap in my eyes because my eyes aren't dirty." (11/10)

Sprout (pointing to WonderWife's™ mouth): "What's that?"
WW™: "That's a piece of loose skin on my lip."
Sprout: "Oh. Can I eat it?" (12/10)

"Oopsie Donald Duck!" (instead of "oopsie daisy") (1/11)

"Don't cut me, I'm your sister!" (1/11)

"Dad, by accident the Bean yelled at me!" (1/11)


Your escalator operator said...

Any chance that the "Don't cut me; I'm your sister" line was inspired by "Luke, I am your father"? Nah, probably not.

Vancetastic said...

So would we be correct in thinking of these as "Sprout spouts"?

James (SeattleDad) said...

Did I hear someone talking about me? Oh, I thought so.

The Sprout has game. Good stuff.

ZenMom said...

Oopsie Donald Duck"!

That's funny stuff right there, I don't care who are!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Zen...Yeah, she's pretty fantastic.