My son has been swearing a lot lately. Well kind of. Thankfully he doesn’t know any real curse words (a minor miracle considering my wife’s trenchant mouth), so he tends to make them up.
The following is a list of swears the Bean uttered over one 24 hour period:
Bo bo head!
Oh pony bide!
Hey, I love you!*
*I know it doesn’t read like a curse, but trust me the tone in which it was said was definitely swearing.