Friday night poker game at my buddy’s house meant a lot of pizza, a lot of beer and hopefully leaving with a few extra bucks in my pocket. As I was helping to set things up, my friend tossed something on the table.
I wasn’t sure what the true function of a bacon flavored toothpick was, but it had the magic word “bacon” on the package so you know that I was interested.
Since there were 7 of us there, I broke into the pack and as the cards were shuffled up and dealt, we each tried one. Here’s what we had to say:
“Tastes like a campfire.”
“Yeah, I taste campfirelisciousness.”
“It’s smoky and I love it.”
“It’s like sucking on a mesquite chip.”
“It tastes like my nightmares.”
“It’s got a bacony taste…and a band-aid taste.”
“Really, can I have one now? It's the band-aid that sold me.”