Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Bacon Flavored Band-Aid

Friday night poker game at my buddy’s house meant a lot of pizza, a lot of beer and hopefully leaving with a few extra bucks in my pocket. As I was helping to set things up, my friend tossed something on the table.

I wasn’t sure what the true function of a bacon flavored toothpick was, but it had the magic word “bacon” on the package so you know that I was interested.

Since there were 7 of us there, I broke into the pack and as the cards were shuffled up and dealt, we each tried one. Here’s what we had to say:

“Tastes like a campfire.”

“Yeah, I taste campfirelisciousness.”

“It’s smoky and I love it.”

“It’s like sucking on a mesquite chip.”

“It tastes like my nightmares.”

“It’s got a bacony taste…and a band-aid taste.”

“Really, can I have one now? It's the band-aid that sold me.”


James (SeattleDad) said...

Not sure about the band aid flavoring, but I'd go for the bacon stick.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Except that it really tastes nothing like bacon. At all.

BloggerFather said...

Looks classy! Nothing like a pig in a monocle.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Better than a peanut in a monocle. But not by much. In fact, I think I should wear one. Ill be the guy in the monocle with the bacon-ish toothpick hanging out of my mouth.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

That's just...weird.

I can't see me getting with the girls and them pulling out a bacon tasting tooth pick.

A chocolate covered toothpick? maybe.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Shelle...Of course you wouldn't. Which is why we're guys.

ZenMom said...

My captcha is "bacen". Shit you not.

Your escalator operator said...

I'm with Shelle on the alternate flavor suggestion. More precisely, a chocolate milkshake-flavored one would be neato.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Zen...I believe it.

YEO...We need to get R&D on that immediately after I start my flavored toothpick company.

Vancetastic said...

I can't remember which one I said. My words were muffled behind my huge stack of chips. ;-)

Rose said...

They have Bacon Flavored Mints too. Have you tried Bacon Vodka or Bacon Coffee?

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Rose...So funny you ask. I strongly urge you to check out all posts labeled "bacony goodness". There you will find the answers you seek.