My son is filled with nuggets of wisdom. (He's also filled with dirt, Play Doh and boogers, but that's another post.) So it gives me great pleasure to present to you the third showcase of the wisdom of the Bean:
“I will never get tired of eating food.”
While reading a picture book without words: “Mommy wiped the words away.”
“I tiptoed through the room because your eyes were closed but your ears were open.”
WonderWife™: "Are those pants too long?"
The Bean: "No. They are the same size as my legs."
“Kind of new isn’t new, it’s old.”
“You can’t go out in your jammies. Nobody wants to see that.”’
After watching Toy Story: “Blue infinity and peon!”
“Mommy, a boy has a lot of things to say.”
While wearing a windbreaker: “Now I can run around the house breaking wind.”
After being told he could not wear his jacket: "But I want to break wind!"
"Do you know what elephant food is called? Zoo-oup."
“The 2 girls in the house are wearing clothes and the 2 boys are still wearing their pajamas. That’s math!”
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