It has been few years since I gave WonderWife™ my beloved Phish t-shirts and in that time she has tormented me by making me think she might have thrown them out. Well, all of my frustrated complaining paid off this morning when, for my birthday, she presented me one of the shirts neatly framed, ready to be hung in my study.
"You didn't really think that I actually got rid of them, did you?" She asked me.
"For a while there, I actually wasn't sure," I told her.
Once again, she truly earns her internet nickname.
UPDATE #2: You asked for it, so here it is...