Tuesday, November 17, 2009

So That's Why Nobody Made Eye Contact With Me

I was waiting in the return line during my second Target run of the day. The Bean was sitting happily in the shopping cart playing with a toy car when suddenly he stopped and loudly blurted out this piece of information:

"When I was naked my sister touched my penis and it tickled."

He then added:

"I didn't tell her to do it!"

12 comments:

SciFi Dad said...

I've got nothing... I'm struggling to breathe I'm laughing so hard right now.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Yep, kids do say the darnest things don't they? Always in a crowded room of strangers at top volume.

Priceless.

Bolton said...

I'm dreading that day...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

See this is how nice I am...I would have looked at you and laughed and then said in my best and friendly voice, "oh he's so adorable" and then thought, 'that poor kid is going to need therapy when he gets older'

ZenMom said...

I totally laughing WITH you, I swear. :) But I'm laughing really, really hard.

missylovesyou said...

hahahahahha. I had so many moments like this while teaching, but thankfully I was the only adult to hear the things that would come out of the kids' mouths. You should start a list of the adorable/horrible things they say and make a book out of it someday .

Daddy Geek Boy said...

SciFi...I am eternally grateful that 1) you found it funny and 2) you spelled "breathe" correctly. You'd be amazed how many people spell it "breath". That drives me crazy.

Andrea...I truly believe he was saving that for when we were in public.

Bolton...All you can do is laugh when it happens.

Shelle...You've read enough of my posts to know that he is totally going to need therapy when he's older.

Zen...It's okay, you can laugh at me.

Missy...You can read some of the treasures that the Bean has said in the "Wit and Wisdom" posts.

http://daddygeekboy.blogspot.com/2009/09/wit-and-wisdom-of-bean-volume-2.html

Your escalator operator said...

Better at Target than at the DCFS office.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I am with SciFi dad I need to catch my breath - I am laughing so hard I can't see what I am typing.

Moments you just want to crawl under a rock, but great story to tell when he is older... thinking wedding day.

Lady Mama said...

That's when you laugh nervously and change the subject.

Surfer Jay said...

Holly crap...no way. Thats rich.

James (SeattleDad) said...

That is priceless. When he talks later about how you embarrass him, pull this gem out of for a dust off.