A voicemail left on my phone back in February, when I was on a business trip:
The Bean: Daddy, hi! Hi daddy!
WonderWife™: Hi, daddy.
The Bean: He didn’t hear me.
WW™: I think he did hear you.
The Bean: He didn’t talk to me.
WW™: Well, cause it’s a machine it’s not really daddy.
The Bean: Well (thinks for a moment)…I still said 'hi' but he didn’t talk.
WW™: I bet he’ll call us back and he’ll say hi then. Love you daddy!
The Bean: Love you. Bye!