All I want for Thanksgiving is a Turducken. For years I've been dreaming of a November where meat comes stuffed in meat stuffed in other meat. A carnivore like me can't think of anything better. The problem is, nobody I spend Thanksgiving with is remotely interested in this delicacy.
Maybe they'll change their minds when they see what I've stumbled upon now. It's just too fantastic for words. I just need a moment. No...that's not a tear, some dust got into my eye.