Thursday, October 30, 2008

Time For a Diet?

“I want yogurt in a tube,” the Bean declared.

“We don’t have any in the house,” said Jules.

“Why?” came the usual reply.

“Because,” I said. “They’re full of sugar.”


“Because everything has sugar in it. And it’s bad for you,” said WonderWife™.

“No it’s not.”

“So the sugar council has gotten to you too,” I said.

“I like sugar.”

“But if you eat a lot of it, you’ll turn into me,” I told him.

“I’ll get hair all over me?”

“No. But you’ll get a big pot belly.”

“I don’t want yogurt in a tube. I don’t want to turn into you.”

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