During a class, the teacher instructed the kids to pretend to be animals. He had them raise their hands in the air, like trunks, and slowly lumber around the room as if they were elephants. He asked the kids, “Do elephants jump?”
All the kids yelled, “Nooooo!" except for the Bean, who proudly told the teacher, “Elephants jump. They jump on trampolines.”
The teacher and the rest of the parents laughed this off as if the Bean were being cute, telling another one of his patented lies.
But he wasn’t because I've showed him this: